Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

What is the best sunscreen for oily skin without a white cast?

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Google expands voluntary buyout offers, orders some remote workers to return to office amid AI race - New York Post

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

What sparked your interest in books and how did you develop a love for them? What are the advantages and disadvantages of being an avid reader?

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Rich people actually spend a whole lot, but the market is the market and there is only one price for the same item and it is much easier for the rich to buy it or lease it or rent it because its expensive to be poor. So why do people have such ideas?

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Senate

What is a promotion strategy in marketing?

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

The Action Network: Cracker Barrel 400 predictions, picks, odds for Nashville - NASCAR.com

They are listed above.

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Why do I sweat so much at the gym?

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Which is the best under eye cream in India?

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

House members

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

than the blue routes.

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative John Curtis of Utah